Press on left to shut the alarm and right to snooze for five minutes.
Place the water for the coffee on the left burner and the milk on the right one (or switch it up, for effect).
Wake the posse up and go swimming all together or kiss the posse - one cheek all poky and stubbly, the other baby soft, and go running instead.
Climb down the stairs fully intending to step out but sit down at the computer and read Perakath instead.
Play Jim Croce into your ears for an early morning introduction to the Roller Derby Queen; or find your latest fav. Prem Ki Naiyya, on the ubiquitous internet.
Watch the sky slowly lighten from the french windows, feel overwhelmed with an undescribe-able feeling of happiness and lightness and satisfaction; or focus on the darkness and the rumbling and think of all the sad stuff like how you are inching closer to losingyourmind.com everyday.
Its 6:15 am, and I chose the left fork. What about you?