Where have you gone?

• Blue, moth-eaten exercise mat for my ab-exercise sessions
• Pink dabba with puff and a bit of Johnson talc for even application of powder
• Stash of handkerchiefs for monster and my snot-related considerations
• Orange carpet-dhurrie thing to replace the dirty brown one with carpenters footprints on them
• Maroon cushion covers (six) for colour in the living room
• Grey Jaipuri looking embroidered sheet for hiding nastiness of couch
• Blue Nike sweatshirt with the bleach-patch in the back for morning gym sessions
• Black and gold bumblebee costume & pink butterfly wing for packing away in box
• Large brown Timberland trekking shoes that had surfaced recently
• Fridge magnets carefully collected over the years (plus have to go a tag on these)
• Bag of laundry bags for collecting the shirts in
• Credit card bill since the wolves are now baying at the door
• Household maintenance bill since ditto
• Address book with details of maid and cook's loan amounts for giving motivational lecture
• Normal, 24 hour days; really the jokes gone too far now; I cannot manage this.