Tuesday, 5 February 2008

Life on a pendulum

SMS on new mobile: "Kenny Take Care Of Health. Love Mum"
She loves me.

I DONT want milk. Milk VAAAAK.
She loves me not.

Wake up Kenny, I boiled the milk already.
He loves me.

Hey I am going to be late, stuck in a meeting.
He loves me not.

Amma lets have some fun, come, colour with me.
She loves me.

Hey Ken wan to meet up Saturday? we could do Vodka Chilli Shots.
He loves me.

Hey Sorry, have to cancel, wife is busy working, and I have a deadline, and ..
He loves me not.

Amma, I am a good girl, see, I am happily getting ready to leave.
She loves me.

Waaaah. Don't go (to the bathroom). Waaah. Don't. Waaah.
She loves me not.

I really miss you, sitting so far away.
He loves me.

Kadakadakada (typing noise when I call in the middle of the work-day & am saying something about something on the phone)
He loves me not.

Don't Buy New Amitav Ghosh Book. Bought It For You. Love Mum.
She loves me.

I am your mother and I think you are the classic Jack of all trades....
She loves me not.

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1 comment:

choxbox said...

Shouldnt that be Jill?

(Okay thats an inane comment but given that the weather here is so lousy I am not inspired to think of anything super witty).